Terry Pratchett, “Men At Arms”
"'Let this be a lesson, lad. There aren't any rules. Not when there's knives out. You take him down, quietly if possible, without hurting him much if possible, but you take him down. He comes at you with a knife, you bring your stick down on his arm. He comes at you with his hands, you use your knee or your boot or your helmet. Your job is to keep the peace. You make it peaceful as quickly as you can.'
‘Yes, sir. But there’s going to be trouble, sarge.’
‘Straightforward arrest. Even coppers have to obey the law, what there is of it.’"
Night Watch, by Terry Pratchett
"Even coppers have to obey the law."
this is ALSO RELEVANT TO FERGUSON(via kinkygaynerd)
A moment of silence for those who view this out of context.
"Sybil leafed through a small pile of pastel envelopes that had been inserted into her breakfast tray. ‘Well, the news has got around,’ she said. ‘The Duchess of Keepsake has invited us to a ball, Sir Henry and Lady Withering have invited us to a ball, and Lord and Lady Hangfinger have invited us to, yes, a ball!’
‘Well,’ said Vimes, ‘that’s a lot of—’
‘Don’t you dare, Sam!’ his wife warned and Vimes finished lamely, ‘… invitations?’"
— SAM (via pasiphile)
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