thischarmingand:

Terry Pratchett, “Men At Arms”

thischarmingand:

Terry Pratchett, “Men At Arms”

"'Let this be a lesson, lad. There aren't any rules. Not when there's knives out. You take him down, quietly if possible, without hurting him much if possible, but you take him down. He comes at you with a knife, you bring your stick down on his arm. He comes at you with his hands, you use your knee or your boot or your helmet. Your job is to keep the peace. You make it peaceful as quickly as you can.'
‘Yes, sir. But there’s going to be trouble, sarge.’
‘Straightforward arrest. Even coppers have to obey the law, what there is of it.’"

Night Watch, by Terry Pratchett

"Even coppers have to obey the law."

this is ALSO RELEVANT TO FERGUSON

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queenshulamit:

Fire all the police in the world and replace them with the Ankh Morpork watch.

( 23 ) 1 week ago - Reblog  #pls  #vimes  #discworld
A moment of silence for those who view this out of context.

pastelsl0th:

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This was supposed to be body type practice, but around the 5th time I changed their outfits, all was lost.

Going by rank alone, Angua would be the leader, but I think Cheery would be the first to embrace the whole magical girl thing.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m totally aware they’d be the worst team ever (you know, with Angua and Sally being all sarcastic/malicious to each other all the time) 

Bonus: Some times, there’s a super important fourth magical girl. 



"Sybil leafed through a small pile of pastel envelopes that had been inserted into her breakfast tray. ‘Well, the news has got around,’ she said. ‘The Duchess of Keepsake has invited us to a ball, Sir Henry and Lady Withering have invited us to a ball, and Lord and Lady Hangfinger have invited us to, yes, a ball!’
‘Well,’ said Vimes, ‘that’s a lot of—’
‘Don’t you dare, Sam!’ his wife warned and Vimes finished lamely, ‘… invitations?’"
— SAM (via pasiphile)
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manafromheaven:

MONSTER POP by Maya Kern

THIS IS A SERIOUSLY CUTE WEBCOMIC EVERYONE SHOULD GO CHECK OUT, WHY HAVE I NOT HEARD OF THIS TILL NOW??

 there’s CUTE QUEER monsters and it’s just adorable, bless it

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(Source: pinkmanjesse)

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tmohzone:

I don’t know why, but apparently it’s Night Watch Supporting Cast Appreciation Week? Anyway, here’s Madam* and Reg**.
*inspirations: Renaissance portraiture, Art Noveau paintings of Greek goddesses, my gigantic folder of 1830s portraits and fashion plates
**inspiration: Ramin Karimloo, but 25% narrower. And floofy haired.

tmohzone:

I don’t know why, but apparently it’s Night Watch Supporting Cast Appreciation Week? Anyway, here’s Madam* and Reg**.

*inspirations: Renaissance portraiture, Art Noveau paintings of Greek goddesses, my gigantic folder of 1830s portraits and fashion plates

**inspiration: Ramin Karimloo, but 25% narrower. And floofy haired.

thefightingfairy replied to your photoset:Hi I’m lame and I stole my friend’s wig to do a…

OH MY GOD SHOSHI
WHAT WHAT DID I DO
( 7054 ) 1 week ago - Reblog  #cityscape

Hi I’m lame and I stole my friend’s wig to do a Ymir costest because we were both changing in and out of cosplays like crazy and yes I know that the last picture is awful quality but I had to upload it because canon yumikuri okay

lordynsavior:

💕😎

lordynsavior:

💕😎

hargashouseofribs:

Discworld + Tumblr posts (meta edition)

Seeing as how the Discworld fandom comes up with great posts all the time, they needed their own post to themselves :)

Post sources: (x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x) (x)

edwardspoonhands:

uptownzurban:

Please!!! I encourage anyone who follows me or sees this to sign this petition. My city is under a lot of distress right now for this wrongful doing. Here is the link to sign the petition… https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/mike-brown-law-requires-all-state-county-and-local-police-wear-camera/8tlS5czf

Let’s get this goin’

edwardspoonhands:

uptownzurban:

Please!!! I encourage anyone who follows me or sees this to sign this petition. My city is under a lot of distress right now for this wrongful doing. Here is the link to sign the petition… https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/mike-brown-law-requires-all-state-county-and-local-police-wear-camera/8tlS5czf

Let’s get this goin’

( 127976 ) 2 weeks ago - Reblog  #important